Crazy things about Nigeria mother's.

1) When you say,
"Mummy, I'm Sorry!"
And
she replies, "Sorry for
yourself!".
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2) When you ask her
where you should drop
something and she
says, “Drop it on my
head.".
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3) When she brings food
wrapped in a
nylon bag from a party.
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4) When you say,
''Mummy, I have fever.”
And she replies you,
“Why won't you have
fever when you press
phone every night”.
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5) When you say,
“Mummy I took 2nd in
my
class.” and she replies,
“So the person that
took first has two
heads abi?”.
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6) When she takes the
DSTV remote to work,
just to punish you.
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7) When you are
watching television
with
her and then she slept
off and still doesn’t
want you to change the
channel.
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8) When you tell her you
are going to a
friend's place to play
and she asks, ''When
last did that friend
come here to play with
you?.
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9) When she asks you if
the food she served
you is enough, and you
reply no, and she
says, come and eat me
na.
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10) When she tells you,
if I hear Peem, you
will hear Ween.
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11) When she touches
hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
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12) When she tells you,
''I didn't kill my
mother, so you will not
kill me''.
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13) When she calls you
from your room
upstairs and then sends
you back upstairs
to bring her purse.
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14) When you ask her
to refund the money
you borrowed her and
she tells you, "All the
food you have been
eating in the house
nko? Which money did
you think was used
in buying them?''..
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