Wednesday, 22 February 2017

JOKES! JOKES!! JOKES!!! .

             Don't make sound.....

Lador decided to follow his friend fowoplay on a
hunting trip deep in the forest of alex reserve in
Alrisku
Lador has never gone hunting while fowoplay has
hunted all his life. When they got to the middle of
the forest, fowoplay told lador to sit by a tree and
not make a sound while he checks out an
antelope trail.
After he got about a quarter of a mile away, fowoplay
heard a blood curling scream which scared away
nearby antelope.
He rushed back to lador and yelled;
"I think I tell you say make you quite?"
Lador replied:-shuo, I try o, I really try, when
green snake waka pass my leg I no shake body or
make any sound.
When gorilla come dey breath hot and smelly air
for my face,I no shake body or make sound..
But when two squirrels waka enter my trouser,
one come tell the other one say,"chei,see as these
two palm kernels big like coconut, we no go fit
chop am finish for here,so make we pluck and
carry dem go home", naim I con start dey halla.
Its Lador wish or foolish?
Drop your comments.

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